Fashion Whimsy Explorers Mugs

'It's you.'

"This is daring, but I like it."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

Girl in cow onesie.

"Underweird bras."

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"Do you have pants in XL?"

"Keep heart Rexy boy... even if we strike out, we'll look damn good doing it."

Western Outfitters.

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"I'm looking for something that says country-but-only-an-hour-and-a-half-drive-from-the-city."

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

Australian Mobile Bar

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

Tomorrow's our first eco club meeting. Yeah, I'm nervous! There are so many big issues!

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

"Can you de-schlump him?"

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

A statue of Mercury is defaced with a purse, stockings, a bra and lipstick.

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

'I think you're rocking the bold look, too!'

Pirate trying to choose what to wear

'I'm looking for a business suit, in a color that will let me blend in.'

'I like a man in a suit.'

"Something a little different this time or would sir care to look like a dick again?"

Carole Jean's First "Big Girl" Heels

"I want my back-to-school clothes to be stylish yet practical...comfortable yet rugged...something that says Gracie Bermudez!"

Lady Gaga