Fashion-forward Explorers Pillows

"I want a pair which says 'fast' even if I'm goin' slow."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"This is daring, but I like it."

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

"Underweird bras."

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"Keep heart Rexy boy... even if we strike out, we'll look damn good doing it."

Rogue elephant

The Desert Island Package

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

'The real fun comes when we go through airport security.'

"Can you de-schlump him?"

"In 200 cubits, right-turn, then stay on the current road..."

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

Pirate trying to choose what to wear

'I'm looking for a business suit, in a color that will let me blend in.'

'Steady Lulu, steady, ...HEEL!' - The Rare Poodle Retriever.

Sasquatch/Summersquatch

"My year of dressing dangerously."

"After India, Emma was no longer the Emma that we used to know."

Barbershop customer's reflection mocks his haircut.

"I want my back-to-school clothes to be stylish yet practical...comfortable yet rugged...something that says Gracie Bermudez!"

People Holidaying in the Highlands

Thong World.

What were you thinking when you bought this re-sale shop.

One size fits all

Pete had found his home planet.

Winter Sale