Fashion Explorers Pillows

Husband and wife both imagine themselves in the same lingerie.

Going to the fitting rooms.

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"This is daring, but I like it."

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

Girl in cow onesie.

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

"Underweird bras."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"Keep heart Rexy boy... even if we strike out, we'll look damn good doing it."

"Do you have pants in XL?"

Western Outfitters.

The Mummy's Purse...

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

"Look, I can still fit into the suit I wore during the last paradigm shift."

"I'm looking for something that says country-but-only-an-hour-and-a-half-drive-from-the-city."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

Swan in a trenchcoat.

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

Australian Mobile Bar

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

"Goodbye, Kevin. I could look the other way with the boozing and the skirt-chasing, but I did not sign up for bicycle clothes."

"I agree, it is important to look good, but wearing high heels during a workout may be a little counter productive."

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

A statue of Mercury is defaced with a purse, stockings, a bra and lipstick.

"Can you de-schlump him?"