Fashionista Explorer Pillows

"I'm looking for something that says country-but-only-an-hour-and-a-half-drive-from-the-city."

"Do you have pants in XL?"

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Leadership suits you

Cat Tie

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"This is daring, but I like it."

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Men's business romper.

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Keeping warm.

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

wattle covers

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

"I am dressed for the job I want."

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

'Too much for the school run?'

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"You've got to stop wearing top hat and tails in the office! Everyone thinks you've got a huge payrise!"

'Hey, man, cool shirt.'

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

His and Her wardrobe's

Changing Room Decisions