Fashionista's Companion Pillows

Man clothes shopping with wife sees signs for Women's Changing Rooms and Men's Stress Counsellor

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

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"I don't like your application."

"Nice haircut."

"I’ll tell ya who’s got a ‘dark side’: my cat, that’s who. You should see what she did to my Manolo Blahnik pumps!"

'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'

"Do you have pants in XL?"

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"I'm looking for something that says country-but-only-an-hour-and-a-half-drive-from-the-city."

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

The girl with the sensible shoes.

Rainbow skier

Chippunks

Pizza London Eye

"How am I looking for my first day back at work?"

'Is that a wig?'

Why do men wear long short pants?

Romance in the Ocean

"I want my back-to-school clothes to be stylish yet practical...comfortable yet rugged...something that says Gracie Bermudez!"

You always wanted a cute leather jacket

Sally and her fashionista friends get to me. Save our mall! Ignore them! Let's take your mind off them. Don't even think it! I know. Going shopping would be wring. Does ordering online count.

"Which one more says 'Cool Guy?'"

'Call me a slave to fashion, but how do I get down from these without killing myself?'

"Here, try this on." "But mom, everyone's wearing three ply. I'll be a freak."

"I promise I won’t get upset. Just tell me why you chewed up her Chanel pumps."

'Of course it's more than we can afford - you want us to lose our image in the neighbourhood?'

"She shopped, but she never dropped."

Wrapping up trees.

Got anything in high definition?

'Uh Uh. No way am I sitting on those. That color is just wrong for me!'

The Island of Misfit Pants

Laurence Llewellyn Bowen.

This girl had a very faded top...

You may kiss the bride but be careful of her lip piercings.