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Man clothes shopping with wife sees signs for Women's Changing Rooms and Men's Stress Counsellor

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

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"I don't like your application."

"Nice haircut."

"I’ll tell ya who’s got a ‘dark side’: my cat, that’s who. You should see what she did to my Manolo Blahnik pumps!"

"Do you have pants in XL?"

"I'm looking for something that says country-but-only-an-hour-and-a-half-drive-from-the-city."

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

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Chippunks

The girl with the sensible shoes.

Rainbow skier

Pizza London Eye

"How am I looking for my first day back at work?"

'Is that a wig?'

You always wanted a cute leather jacket

Romance in the Ocean

Why do men wear long short pants?

"I want my back-to-school clothes to be stylish yet practical...comfortable yet rugged...something that says Gracie Bermudez!"

"Which one more says 'Cool Guy?'"

'Call me a slave to fashion, but how do I get down from these without killing myself?'

"I promise I won’t get upset. Just tell me why you chewed up her Chanel pumps."

"Here, try this on." "But mom, everyone's wearing three ply. I'll be a freak."

'Of course it's more than we can afford - you want us to lose our image in the neighbourhood?'

"She shopped, but she never dropped."

The Island of Misfit Pants

'Uh Uh. No way am I sitting on those. That color is just wrong for me!'

Wrapping up trees.

This girl had a very faded top...

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You may kiss the bride but be careful of her lip piercings.

"Howard can't handle the thought of paying for this gown. It's put him into Post Dramatic Dress Syndrome."