Fashionista Friend Pillows

'Of course it's more than we can afford - you want us to lose our image in the neighbourhood?'

You always wanted a cute leather jacket

"She shopped, but she never dropped."

Sally and her fashionista friends get to me. Save our mall! Ignore them! Let's take your mind off them. Don't even think it! I know. Going shopping would be wring. Does ordering online count.

I don't like it! I wanted that shape!

In the Guru District

Butterfly Woman

Killer Executive Suits.

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

Cocktails on the verandah.

The adoration of the gels.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

Bad fake tan day.

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

The height of fashion in 1796

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

Bad hair day!

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

'She's so put together!'

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

'Do you think that's wise?'

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

The Ascent of Woman

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

A women in a shoeshop.