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The Island of Misfit Pants

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

Skeleton playing fetch.

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

Rap music

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

"I don't like your application."

"I’ll tell ya who’s got a ‘dark side’: my cat, that’s who. You should see what she did to my Manolo Blahnik pumps!"

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

"I used to be a medium, but now I'm a large."

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

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Rainbow skier

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

Chippunks

Man clothes shopping with wife sees signs for Women's Changing Rooms and Men's Stress Counsellor

"Sorry, your password must have at least nine characters, with both letters and numbers."

"How am I looking for my first day back at work?"

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

"Hang on - I've got an app for this. . ."

"One of you got online and stole my identity, which is weird because there's not one thing unique about us."

'Is that a wig?'

"Here are our latest frames, designed to make you look with-it, even though your past-it."

"Which one more says 'Cool Guy?'"

"You have the right to one phone call, or one cell phone call, or one pager call, or one e-mail!"

You always wanted a cute leather jacket

"The doctors running late. Feel free to catch up on your binge watching in our waiting room."

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