Fashion-savvy Friend Pillows

The Island of Misfit Pants

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

Skeleton playing fetch.

Mac OS 20

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

Rap music

"I don't like your application."

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

"I’ll tell ya who’s got a ‘dark side’: my cat, that’s who. You should see what she did to my Manolo Blahnik pumps!"

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

"I used to be a medium, but now I'm a large."

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

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'No-one buys these stylish frames for their eyes, usually it's for their Facebook photo's.'

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

Rainbow skier

Chippunks

"Hang on - I've got an app for this. . ."

I'm bored and broke. My gadgets seem old and outdated. I can't buy anything new. I can't work because the economy stinks. I'll just die of boredom. Hold on. Surely you can think of some other exciting and self-destructive activity to distract you from facing your real problems. Ooh, my inside voice has an idea. What's Darlene up to?

'Is that a wig?'

"How am I looking for my first day back at work?"

"One of you got online and stole my identity, which is weird because there's not one thing unique about us."

Man clothes shopping with wife sees signs for Women's Changing Rooms and Men's Stress Counsellor

"Sorry, your password must have at least nine characters, with both letters and numbers."

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

You always wanted a cute leather jacket

Why do men wear long short pants?

"The doctors running late. Feel free to catch up on your binge watching in our waiting room."

"You have the right to one phone call, or one cell phone call, or one pager call, or one e-mail!"

"Which one more says 'Cool Guy?'"

"Here are our latest frames, designed to make you look with-it, even though your past-it."

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