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"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

Skeleton playing fetch.

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

Rap music

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

"I don't like your application."

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

"I’ll tell ya who’s got a ‘dark side’: my cat, that’s who. You should see what she did to my Manolo Blahnik pumps!"

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

"It's Chicken Mole!"

"I used to be a medium, but now I'm a large."

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

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Michelangelo's David is cleaned every two months.

Chippunks

Warhol Exhibit

Rainbow skier

'Is that a wig?'

"How am I looking for my first day back at work?"

"Sorry, your password must have at least nine characters, with both letters and numbers."

Man clothes shopping with wife sees signs for Women's Changing Rooms and Men's Stress Counsellor

'A...B...C...D...E...' - Graffiti on classroom wall.

"One of you got online and stole my identity, which is weird because there's not one thing unique about us."

"Hang on - I've got an app for this. . ."

"Which one more says 'Cool Guy?'"

"You have the right to one phone call, or one cell phone call, or one pager call, or one e-mail!"

"Wow! I didn't even know Prada made pencil cases."

"The doctors running late. Feel free to catch up on your binge watching in our waiting room."

You always wanted a cute leather jacket