Fashion-conscious Friends Pillows

"I used to be a medium, but now I'm a large."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

Rap music

"I don't like your application."

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

"I’ll tell ya who’s got a ‘dark side’: my cat, that’s who. You should see what she did to my Manolo Blahnik pumps!"

"Nobody told me it was a dress down wedding day!"

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

The Mummy's Purse...

Customer Convention

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

"Look, I can still fit into the suit I wore during the last paradigm shift."

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

We stock ALL sizes...

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

Swan in a trenchcoat.

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

Chippunks

"I said you should get a remora, not a fedora!"

Rainbow skier

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

"Goodbye, Kevin. I could look the other way with the boozing and the skirt-chasing, but I did not sign up for bicycle clothes."

"I agree, it is important to look good, but wearing high heels during a workout may be a little counter productive."

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

'Is that a wig?'

"Why does your men's clothing store need a loan?" "During the pandemic sales of pants have dropped way off."

"How am I looking for my first day back at work?"

'Is this your first Henley Regatta?'

You always wanted a cute leather jacket