Fashion-conscious Friends Prints

"I used to be a medium, but now I'm a large."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

Joined at the hipster.

Rap music

"I don't like your application."

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

"I’ll tell ya who’s got a ‘dark side’: my cat, that’s who. You should see what she did to my Manolo Blahnik pumps!"

"Nobody told me it was a dress down wedding day!"

The Mummy's Purse...

Customer Convention

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

"Look, I can still fit into the suit I wore during the last paradigm shift."

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

We stock ALL sizes...

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

Swan in a trenchcoat.

'No-one buys these stylish frames for their eyes, usually it's for their Facebook photo's.'

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

Rainbow skier

"I said you should get a remora, not a fedora!"

Chippunks

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

"Goodbye, Kevin. I could look the other way with the boozing and the skirt-chasing, but I did not sign up for bicycle clothes."

"I agree, it is important to look good, but wearing high heels during a workout may be a little counter productive."

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

"Why does your men's clothing store need a loan?" "During the pandemic sales of pants have dropped way off."

"How am I looking for my first day back at work?"

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

'Is that a wig?'

'Is this your first Henley Regatta?'

You always wanted a cute leather jacket