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"I don't like your application."

Scarf puts hat back on.

"Nice haircut."

"I used to be a medium, but now I'm a large."

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

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As Seen Watching TV

'No-one buys these stylish frames for their eyes, usually it's for their Facebook photo's.'

A woman in prayer

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

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'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

Rainbow skier

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

Easter Bonnet

Hospital gown pageant.

'Is that a wig?'

"How am I looking for my first day back at work?"

"I blacked out for ten minutes this morning - Then I realised I had put my hoodie on backwards."

Man clothes shopping with wife sees signs for Women's Changing Rooms and Men's Stress Counsellor

"I got out of tulips after the market collapsed, but I'm slowly getting back in. Especially pink ones."

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Martha went to desperate lengths to avoid flat hair.

'That's funny, I'd have sworn you were a medium.'

"Which one more says 'Cool Guy?'"

Why do men wear long short pants?

"I'm trying to imagine how this will look hanging on the treadmill."

You always wanted a cute leather jacket

Sally and her fashionista friends get to me. Save our mall! Ignore them! Let's take your mind off them. Don't even think it! I know. Going shopping would be wring. Does ordering online count.

Designer Krzysztof steals the opening day with two models wearing one outfit.

"I got my hair straightened..."