Fashionable Friend Pillows

'I'm afraid that smartphone is designed for people who are much cooler than you.'

"This is going to fly off the shelves!"

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

Rap music

"I don't like your application."

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

"I used to be a medium, but now I'm a large."

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

We stock ALL sizes...

Chippunks

Rainbow skier

'You'll grow into it!'

'Is that a wig?'

Man clothes shopping with wife sees signs for Women's Changing Rooms and Men's Stress Counsellor

"How am I looking for my first day back at work?"

Taking the elevator instead of the stairs.

'Go on, have one drink with me.'

'Okay you can get dressed. That will help me determine the billing.'

You always wanted a cute leather jacket

QR tattoo.

Matching Outfits

"Which one more says 'Cool Guy?'"

Why do men wear long short pants?

'Call me a slave to fashion, but how do I get down from these without killing myself?'

"Here, try this on." "But mom, everyone's wearing three ply. I'll be a freak."

'Did you know golf is the healthiest sport you can play?'

Bags of money

'Kevin, I'm sorry for losing my temper on the eighteenth. Ah I see they removed the flag alright.'

"I promise I won’t get upset. Just tell me why you chewed up her Chanel pumps."

'Of course it's more than we can afford - you want us to lose our image in the neighbourhood?'

Boy Clause

'Uh Uh. No way am I sitting on those. That color is just wrong for me!'

"She shopped, but she never dropped."