Stylish Friend Pillows

"Still prickly, but smart. Styling gel makes the difference."

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

Rap music

"I don't like your application."

Redhead

'You have failed on all counts...'

"I used to be a medium, but now I'm a large."

'No-one buys these stylish frames for their eyes, usually it's for their Facebook photo's.'

We stock ALL sizes...

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

Rainbow skier

Chippunks

The Inventor of the Man Bun.

'Is that a wig?'

"Getting old stinks! Today I tripped over my nose hair!"

"How am I looking for my first day back at work?"

Why do men wear long short pants?

Sally and her fashionista friends get to me. Save our mall! Ignore them! Let's take your mind off them. Don't even think it! I know. Going shopping would be wring. Does ordering online count.

You always wanted a cute leather jacket

QR tattoo.

"Which one more says 'Cool Guy?'"

'Call me a slave to fashion, but how do I get down from these without killing myself?'

'Did you know golf is the healthiest sport you can play?'

"I promise I won’t get upset. Just tell me why you chewed up her Chanel pumps."

'Kevin, I'm sorry for losing my temper on the eighteenth. Ah I see they removed the flag alright.'

"Here, try this on." "But mom, everyone's wearing three ply. I'll be a freak."

'Of course it's more than we can afford - you want us to lose our image in the neighbourhood?'

Hair of the dog spots: a dog wearing a beret

'Uh Uh. No way am I sitting on those. That color is just wrong for me!'

Boy Clause

"She shopped, but she never dropped."

This girl had a very faded top...

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Laurence Llewellyn Bowen.