Fashion-forward Friends Pillows

Gender Gaps: His for her, hers for him - who cares?

QR tattoo.

"You don't think he'll regret it when he's older?"

Young Frankenstein

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

Rap music

"I don't like your application."

"I’ll tell ya who’s got a ‘dark side’: my cat, that’s who. You should see what she did to my Manolo Blahnik pumps!"

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

"I used to be a medium, but now I'm a large."

We stock ALL sizes...

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

'I like to wear women's collars.'

Rainbow skier

Chippunks

'Is that a wig?'

"How am I looking for my first day back at work?"

Barber Shop in the Coronavirus Age

"Which one more says 'Cool Guy?'"

Why do men wear long short pants?

"Reverend, we need to get you a button-down collar."

You always wanted a cute leather jacket

Frilly PJs

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

'Call me a slave to fashion, but how do I get down from these without killing myself?'

"I promise I won’t get upset. Just tell me why you chewed up her Chanel pumps."

"Here, try this on." "But mom, everyone's wearing three ply. I'll be a freak."

'Of course it's more than we can afford - you want us to lose our image in the neighbourhood?'

'Say fells,-you don't have it in BROWN do you?'

Hairstyles to hide big ears

Got anything in high definition?

This girl had a very faded top...

"Still prickly, but smart. Styling gel makes the difference."

'Uh Uh. No way am I sitting on those. That color is just wrong for me!'