Fashion-forward Friends Gifts

Gender Gaps: His for her, hers for him - who cares?

QR tattoo.

'No-one buys these stylish frames for their eyes, usually it's for their Facebook photo's.'

"You don't think he'll regret it when he's older?"

Young Frankenstein

'Teenagers!'

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

Rap music

"I don't like your application."

"I’ll tell ya who’s got a ‘dark side’: my cat, that’s who. You should see what she did to my Manolo Blahnik pumps!"

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

"I used to be a medium, but now I'm a large."

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

'I like to wear women's collars.'

We stock ALL sizes...

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

Chippunks

Rainbow skier

'Is that a wig?'

"How am I looking for my first day back at work?"

Why do men wear long short pants?

Frilly PJs

You always wanted a cute leather jacket

"Which one more says 'Cool Guy?'"

Sally and her fashionista friends get to me. Save our mall! Ignore them! Let's take your mind off them. Don't even think it! I know. Going shopping would be wring. Does ordering online count.

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

Barber Shop in the Coronavirus Age

"Reverend, we need to get you a button-down collar."

'Call me a slave to fashion, but how do I get down from these without killing myself?'

"I promise I won’t get upset. Just tell me why you chewed up her Chanel pumps."

"Here, try this on." "But mom, everyone's wearing three ply. I'll be a freak."

'Of course it's more than we can afford - you want us to lose our image in the neighbourhood?'

Laurence Llewellyn Bowen.

This girl had a very faded top...

Hairstyles to hide big ears