Fashion Forward Folks Gifts

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"We have the exact same taste."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"Overkill, dude."

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

Christmas sweater alternatives

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

Standardisation: "I don't understand...it fitted us OK!"

Beware of Dawg.

A woman in prayer

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

'...but since no fossils of dinosaur clothing have yet been found, what you see here is mostly speculation.'

The Bland Leading the Bland

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

Chippunks

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

Social Struggles

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

A tailor measuring a jacket.

"It's off the rack. The guy on the rack doesn't need it anymore."

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

"Just think, someday we'll be considered 'retro'."

"How much more for pinstripes?"

"Hold on a minute, will you? I just want to see what color Charlie Rose's tie is tonight."

'I know we got the job, but trust me, ‘dress for success' always applies, even after the interview.'

"I want you to work late. Put on your overtime shoes."

'I imagine you're interested in one of the more highly visible occupations?'

Two men, one with his abdomen outside his trousers, the other with it inside. 'The Tummy Tuck.'