Fashion Forward Gifts

Standardisation: "I don't understand...it fitted us OK!"

Secretary is filing her nails and wears ear rings which read, 'IN' and, 'OUT'.

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

A tailor measuring a jacket.

"I want an easy to care for style that's also a desperate cry for help."

'My boy friend is having a hard time finding work -- he may have to sell his earring.'

How Tattoos Age

Two men, one with his abdomen outside his trousers, the other with it inside. 'The Tummy Tuck.'

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

'You must have something in my size?'

Capital Punishment

"You're not really going out dressed like that, are you?"

'I'm s00 hungry!'

A life model paints a clothed man

"Stop putting your hands on my breasts with your eyes."

"You aren't fooling anyone, Mrs. Beck. We know your daughter has a rash."

Stormtrooper takes off the helmet.

'Chess Masters.'

"I've just followed you on Inked-In."

Christmas sweater alternatives

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"Tia Carmen, you just don't understand teen fashion."

"Mr. Van Gogh's mother let him cut off his whole ear, and you won't even let me get mine pierced."

'I think it's getting serious. They're wearing matching nose rings.'

'What do you call a blonde doing hand stands? A brunette.'

'Tell me about yourself, Mr. Mosely - the nose ring, earring, the MBA tattooed to your forehead.'

Further commercialization of the Olympics - I didn't know Brooks Brothers was a sponsor!

'I'm afraid your power tie has made you sterile.'

Beware of Dawg.

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

'Trending gender neutral and strictly off his chump!'

'Natural selection'

Modern teenager.

Well worth the agony

"Let's face it, you've reached peak tattoo."