Fashion Forwards Gifts

"The suit - it's rejecting your body."

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Rap music

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"I don't like your application."

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'I told him not to wear stretchy pants to dinner.'

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

Christmas sweater alternatives

"Overkill, dude."

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

Standardisation: "I don't understand...it fitted us OK!"

Beware of Dawg.

Son, you'll never be quick on the draw unless you pull your dang pants up.

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

The Bland Leading the Bland

Social Struggles

'...but since no fossils of dinosaur clothing have yet been found, what you see here is mostly speculation.'

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

Rainbow skier

Chippunks

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

A tailor measuring a jacket.

"It's off the rack. The guy on the rack doesn't need it anymore."

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

"I want you to work late. Put on your overtime shoes."

"Hold on a minute, will you? I just want to see what color Charlie Rose's tie is tonight."

"Just think, someday we'll be considered 'retro'."

'Is that a wig?'

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

"How am I looking for my first day back at work?"