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Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

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'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"I don't like your application."

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

Christmas sweater alternatives

"Overkill, dude."

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

Standardisation: "I don't understand...it fitted us OK!"

Beware of Dawg.

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

Social Struggles

'...but since no fossils of dinosaur clothing have yet been found, what you see here is mostly speculation.'

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

The Bland Leading the Bland

Rainbow skier

Chippunks

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

A tailor measuring a jacket.

"It's off the rack. The guy on the rack doesn't need it anymore."

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

"Just think, someday we'll be considered 'retro'."

"How am I looking for my first day back at work?"

"Hold on a minute, will you? I just want to see what color Charlie Rose's tie is tonight."

"I want you to work late. Put on your overtime shoes."

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

'Is that a wig?'

'I like to stay fit. Or at least wear a lot of lycra.'