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'Teenagers!'

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"We have the exact same taste."

'I told him not to wear stretchy pants to dinner.'

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"The suit - it's rejecting your body."

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

Christmas sweater alternatives

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

"Overkill, dude."

Standardisation: "I don't understand...it fitted us OK!"

A woman in prayer

Son, you'll never be quick on the draw unless you pull your dang pants up.

Beware of Dawg.

'No-one buys these stylish frames for their eyes, usually it's for their Facebook photo's.'

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

Chippunks

The Bland Leading the Bland

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

'...but since no fossils of dinosaur clothing have yet been found, what you see here is mostly speculation.'

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

Social Struggles

A tailor measuring a jacket.

"It's off the rack. The guy on the rack doesn't need it anymore."

"Just think, someday we'll be considered 'retro'."

"How much more for pinstripes?"

"Hold on a minute, will you? I just want to see what color Charlie Rose's tie is tonight."

'I know we got the job, but trust me, ‘dress for success' always applies, even after the interview.'

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

"I want you to work late. Put on your overtime shoes."

'I imagine you're interested in one of the more highly visible occupations?'