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'I know we got the job, but trust me, ‘dress for success' always applies, even after the interview.'

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'I told him not to wear stretchy pants to dinner.'

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"The suit - it's rejecting your body."

"I’ll tell ya who’s got a ‘dark side’: my cat, that’s who. You should see what she did to my Manolo Blahnik pumps!"

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

"Overkill, dude."

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

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Standardisation: "I don't understand...it fitted us OK!"

Son, you'll never be quick on the draw unless you pull your dang pants up.

Beware of Dawg.

"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

A tailor measuring a jacket.

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

"I want you to work late. Put on your overtime shoes."

Bar Refaeli

'I like to stay fit. Or at least wear a lot of lycra.'

Martina Klein

'You're a model - what sort, dear?'

Jane found she just couldn't handle the fast-paced life of a runway model

Two men, one with his abdomen outside his trousers, the other with it inside. 'The Tummy Tuck.'

Miranda Kerr

'You must have something in my size?'

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Sara Sampaio

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My husband is spending all his time with his computer and his tech gadgets.