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'I know we got the job, but trust me, ‘dress for success' always applies, even after the interview.'

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"I’ll tell ya who’s got a ‘dark side’: my cat, that’s who. You should see what she did to my Manolo Blahnik pumps!"

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

Christmas sweater alternatives

"Overkill, dude."

Standardisation: "I don't understand...it fitted us OK!"

Beware of Dawg.

"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

A tailor measuring a jacket.

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

"I want you to work late. Put on your overtime shoes."

'You're a model - what sort, dear?'

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

Jane found she just couldn't handle the fast-paced life of a runway model

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

'I like to stay fit. Or at least wear a lot of lycra.'

Two men, one with his abdomen outside his trousers, the other with it inside. 'The Tummy Tuck.'

'You must have something in my size?'

Miranda Kerr

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My husband is spending all his time with his computer and his tech gadgets.

"Reverend, we need to get you a button-down collar."

Frilly PJs