Fashion Forward Rider T-Shirts

"I like you in a tie."

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"Overkill, dude."

Christmas sweater alternatives

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

Standardisation: "I don't understand...it fitted us OK!"

Beware of Dawg.

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

Chippunks

The Bland Leading the Bland

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

Social Struggles

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

A tailor measuring a jacket.

"It's off the rack. The guy on the rack doesn't need it anymore."

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

"How much more for pinstripes?"

"I want you to work late. Put on your overtime shoes."

"Hold on a minute, will you? I just want to see what color Charlie Rose's tie is tonight."

Prosecco Drinker

"Just think, someday we'll be considered 'retro'."

'I like to stay fit. Or at least wear a lot of lycra.'

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

'I imagine you're interested in one of the more highly visible occupations?'

Two men, one with his abdomen outside his trousers, the other with it inside. 'The Tummy Tuck.'

'You must have something in my size?'