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A Muscle checking out some shirts made for Muscles

Tennis Cosmetic Surgery.

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

'Why didn't you stop it?' - 'I didn't want to get my new gloves dirty.'

'I like to stay fit. Or at least wear a lot of lycra.'

'I don't care how much they're paying you to endorse their shoes. Get rid of them!'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

'I know we got the job, but trust me, ‘dress for success' always applies, even after the interview.'

Prosecco Drinker

"I want you to work late. Put on your overtime shoes."

'... And this is the home gym, where we hang all our clothes.'

Man admiring his friend's skull topped scarf pin

'No, I don't like them, their shirts make me look fat.'

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'The sport's still a mystery to me. I just found out that I look great in uniform.'

"You may think you look cool, but can you actually breathe properly with that stupid cap on?"

'Harris, now that you're in upper management, you'll need to up-grade that power tie.'

'Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?'

"I always carry a spare of trousers. Just in case I get a hole in one."

"Pipped for 3rd place - weighed down by those eyelashes."

Tennis

"I like you in a tie."

"I used to monitor the watch. Now the watch monitors me."

'My shorthand may let me down-but my long legs never do'

"He must be the new bigwig in Accounting."

'I wouldn't be caught dead looking like that!'

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"Erik- do me a favor."

'I play a lot of sports.'

'My granddaughter wears combat boots, and I'm proud of it!'

"This year it's all about comfort."

"Even our A.I. workers are required to wear pants."