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"I used to monitor the watch. Now the watch monitors me."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Old hippie gives peace sign.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Do you like my bling?

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

"It isn't fair! Why aren't thin lips fashionable?"

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

"My dad said they used to be bands."

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A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!

'I like to stay fit. Or at least wear a lot of lycra.'

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

Man admiring his friend's skull topped scarf pin

"And I'll have my usual - 'Mutton dressed as lamb'!"

Eventually I'd like to major in cosmetic surgery.

Cybergoths.

It was the Tube logo what gave me the idea

"Baldo, even though you've done something funny to your hair...it does not change my feeling for you. You're still my handsome nephew...and I still love you as much as before. Even if you've gone crazy in the head."

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'You're going to school dressed like that? I can hardly see your underwear!'

Cuffwear, 2004

Woman who has run out of make-up