Sporty Trendsetter Mugs

"I used to monitor the watch. Now the watch monitors me."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Old hippie gives peace sign.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Do you like my bling?

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

"It isn't fair! Why aren't thin lips fashionable?"

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

New Shades 2020

A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

"My dad said they used to be bands."

'I like to stay fit. Or at least wear a lot of lycra.'

Man admiring his friend's skull topped scarf pin

'Love the kitten heels!'

"And I'll have my usual - 'Mutton dressed as lamb'!"

Eventually I'd like to major in cosmetic surgery.

'You're going to school dressed like that? I can hardly see your underwear!'

Look sharp, women! We're shooting video of our game. I hope it shows our huge victory! Goose! It's for seniors to send to college hockey recruiters. So? It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you look playing the game!

Tattooist to Support - Please Help.

Woman who has run out of make-up

'Ooh! But neck piercings are soooo last season.'

Which way to menswear?

"Baldo, even though you've done something funny to your hair...it does not change my feeling for you. You're still my handsome nephew...and I still love you as much as before. Even if you've gone crazy in the head."