Fashionforward Athlete Mugs

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"Overkill, dude."

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

Christmas sweater alternatives

Standardisation: "I don't understand...it fitted us OK!"

Beware of Dawg.

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

Social Struggles

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

Chippunks

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

A tailor measuring a jacket.

"It's off the rack. The guy on the rack doesn't need it anymore."

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

'I know we got the job, but trust me, ‘dress for success' always applies, even after the interview.'

"Just think, someday we'll be considered 'retro'."

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

Prosecco Drinker

'I like to stay fit. Or at least wear a lot of lycra.'

"How much more for pinstripes?"

"I want you to work late. Put on your overtime shoes."

"Hold on a minute, will you? I just want to see what color Charlie Rose's tie is tonight."

'I imagine you're interested in one of the more highly visible occupations?'