Fashion-conscious Sporty Mugs

'Why didn't you stop it?' - 'I didn't want to get my new gloves dirty.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"I’ll tell ya who’s got a ‘dark side’: my cat, that’s who. You should see what she did to my Manolo Blahnik pumps!"

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

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I love tennis

"I agree, it is important to look good, but wearing high heels during a workout may be a little counter productive."

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

"I want you to work late. Put on your overtime shoes."

'I like to stay fit. Or at least wear a lot of lycra.'

'Oh great, now I broke a nail.'

'No, I don't like them, their shirts make me look fat.'

The circular nature of running wear.

Sorry, coach. My mom says the other football pants are "too revealing."

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

Look sharp, women! We're shooting video of our game. I hope it shows our huge victory! Goose! It's for seniors to send to college hockey recruiters. So? It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you look playing the game!

'No doubt about it... serves are MUCH faster these days!'

A Muscle checking out some shirts made for Muscles

'The sport's still a mystery to me. I just found out that I look great in uniform.'

My tailor can't seem to accept the fact that I've grown as a person.

"I'm alright, it's my hair...I need more hairspray."

"Actually, I'm not a New York Yankees fan. I'm a New York Yankees cap fan."

'Harris, now that you're in upper management, you'll need to up-grade that power tie.'

'Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?'

"I always carry a spare of trousers. Just in case I get a hole in one."

'You'd run a lot faster if you didn't wear all that gear.'

'My shorthand may let me down-but my long legs never do'

"He must be the new bigwig in Accounting."

"It's not a bike jersey - they're tattoos."

Tennis Fan

"No dear. Grandpa isn't a clown. That's just his golf outfit."

"Pipped for 3rd place - weighed down by those eyelashes."

Tennis

"If the team in red loses I'll be really upset, because I decided I liked their kit when I was eight years old and never got over it."