Fashionable Athlete Mugs

'The sport's still a mystery to me. I just found out that I look great in uniform.'

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

I love tennis

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

'I like to stay fit. Or at least wear a lot of lycra.'

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

'... And this is the home gym, where we hang all our clothes.'

'I like your style, you'll go far.'

'Oh great, now I broke a nail.'

Javelin

Boris Bike

'No doubt about it... serves are MUCH faster these days!'

The circular nature of running wear.

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

'No, I don't like them, their shirts make me look fat.'

'Okay I'll admit you do look foolish but on positive side you were only one letter out!'

A Muscle checking out some shirts made for Muscles

'Why didn't you stop it?' - 'I didn't want to get my new gloves dirty.'

Never wear running shoes with a jogging suit.

"I'm alright, it's my hair...I need more hairspray."

Ladies in Lycra

"Actually, I'm not a New York Yankees fan. I'm a New York Yankees cap fan."

Tennis

"Pipped for 3rd place - weighed down by those eyelashes."

"It's not a bike jersey - they're tattoos."

"I used to monitor the watch. Now the watch monitors me."

Tennis Fan

'You'd run a lot faster if you didn't wear all that gear.'

"No dear. Grandpa isn't a clown. That's just his golf outfit."

"If the team in red loses I'll be really upset, because I decided I liked their kit when I was eight years old and never got over it."

'Howzat?"