Fashionable Athlete Gifts

'The sport's still a mystery to me. I just found out that I look great in uniform.'

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

I love tennis

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

'I like to stay fit. Or at least wear a lot of lycra.'

'... And this is the home gym, where we hang all our clothes.'

'I like your style, you'll go far.'

Where are they now? Paul Henderson.

'Oh great, now I broke a nail.'

Sorry, coach. My mom says the other football pants are "too revealing."

Javelin

'No doubt about it... serves are MUCH faster these days!'

'No, I don't like them, their shirts make me look fat.'

The circular nature of running wear.

Boris Bike

Look sharp, women! We're shooting video of our game. I hope it shows our huge victory! Goose! It's for seniors to send to college hockey recruiters. So? It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you look playing the game!

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

'Okay I'll admit you do look foolish but on positive side you were only one letter out!'

A Muscle checking out some shirts made for Muscles

'Why didn't you stop it?' - 'I didn't want to get my new gloves dirty.'

Never wear running shoes with a jogging suit.

"I'm alright, it's my hair...I need more hairspray."

Ladies in Lycra

"Actually, I'm not a New York Yankees fan. I'm a New York Yankees cap fan."

'Howzat?"

Tennis

"If the team in red loses I'll be really upset, because I decided I liked their kit when I was eight years old and never got over it."

"Pipped for 3rd place - weighed down by those eyelashes."

Tennis Fan

'You'd run a lot faster if you didn't wear all that gear.'

"No dear. Grandpa isn't a clown. That's just his golf outfit."

"It's not a bike jersey - they're tattoos."