Fashionably Sporty Gifts

'No doubt about it... serves are MUCH faster these days!'

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Golf Clubs Underwater.

The Surly Yoof

I love tennis

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

"I agree, it is important to look good, but wearing high heels during a workout may be a little counter productive."

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

'I like to stay fit. Or at least wear a lot of lycra.'

'Your hair is messy,stand up straight. You look unkempt.'

'Oh great, now I broke a nail.'

'I like your style, you'll go far.'

The circular nature of running wear.

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

'No, I don't like them, their shirts make me look fat.'

A Muscle checking out some shirts made for Muscles

'Why didn't you stop it?' - 'I didn't want to get my new gloves dirty.'

"Lucky devil, he's listening to the live Test Match commentary from Australia."

"I'm alright, it's my hair...I need more hairspray."

'The sport's still a mystery to me. I just found out that I look great in uniform.'

Ladies in Lycra

"Actually, I'm not a New York Yankees fan. I'm a New York Yankees cap fan."

Tennis Fan

"I've just bought some water skis. Now I've just got to find a lake with a slope!"

Tennis

'You'd run a lot faster if you didn't wear all that gear.'

"No dear. Grandpa isn't a clown. That's just his golf outfit."

"Pipped for 3rd place - weighed down by those eyelashes."

"If the team in red loses I'll be really upset, because I decided I liked their kit when I was eight years old and never got over it."

"It's not a bike jersey - they're tattoos."

Tennis Cosmetic Surgery.

What do you mean he lost