Fashionably Sporty Pillows

'No doubt about it... serves are MUCH faster these days!'

10 K Tail-Chase

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Golf Clubs Underwater.

The Surly Yoof

I love tennis

"I agree, it is important to look good, but wearing high heels during a workout may be a little counter productive."

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

'I like to stay fit. Or at least wear a lot of lycra.'

'Your hair is messy,stand up straight. You look unkempt.'

'Oh great, now I broke a nail.'

'I like your style, you'll go far.'

'No, I don't like them, their shirts make me look fat.'

Look sharp, women! We're shooting video of our game. I hope it shows our huge victory! Goose! It's for seniors to send to college hockey recruiters. So? It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you look playing the game!

I bought a pair of running shoes, and haven't seen them since.

The circular nature of running wear.

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

A Muscle checking out some shirts made for Muscles

"Lucky devil, he's listening to the live Test Match commentary from Australia."

'Why didn't you stop it?' - 'I didn't want to get my new gloves dirty.'

"I'm alright, it's my hair...I need more hairspray."

'The sport's still a mystery to me. I just found out that I look great in uniform.'

Ladies in Lycra

"Actually, I'm not a New York Yankees fan. I'm a New York Yankees cap fan."

"Pipped for 3rd place - weighed down by those eyelashes."

Tennis

"It's not a bike jersey - they're tattoos."

Tennis Fan

"I've just bought some water skis. Now I've just got to find a lake with a slope!"

"No dear. Grandpa isn't a clown. That's just his golf outfit."

'You'd run a lot faster if you didn't wear all that gear.'

"If the team in red loses I'll be really upset, because I decided I liked their kit when I was eight years old and never got over it."

Tennis Cosmetic Surgery.