Sporty Chic Pillows

'Oh great, now I broke a nail.'

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

Golf Clubs Underwater.

Level up your game with a MANicure.

I love tennis

"I agree, it is important to look good, but wearing high heels during a workout may be a little counter productive."

Proposal on a snowboard

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

'Torville and Cow'.

'No doubt about it... serves are MUCH faster these days!'

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

The circular nature of running wear.

'No, I don't like them, their shirts make me look fat.'

'Why didn't you stop it?' - 'I didn't want to get my new gloves dirty.'

"Lucky devil, he's listening to the live Test Match commentary from Australia."

"Harold! You promised!"

'The sport's still a mystery to me. I just found out that I look great in uniform.'

Ladies in Lycra

"I'm alright, it's my hair...I need more hairspray."

"Actually, I'm not a New York Yankees fan. I'm a New York Yankees cap fan."

Not many people pulled off the Movember look this well!

"I'm not playing games anymore...especially if you keep beating me."

Tennis

"Pipped for 3rd place - weighed down by those eyelashes."

"It's not a bike jersey - they're tattoos."

'You'd run a lot faster if you didn't wear all that gear.'

Tennis Fan

'Howzat?"

"No dear. Grandpa isn't a clown. That's just his golf outfit."

"I used to monitor the watch. Now the watch monitors me."

"If the team in red loses I'll be really upset, because I decided I liked their kit when I was eight years old and never got over it."

"I'm sorry dear - I've lost the little ball down the little hole again."

'I play a lot of sports.'

What do you mean he lost