Sporty Chic Pillows

'Oh great, now I broke a nail.'

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

Golf Clubs Underwater.

Level up your game with a MANicure.

I love tennis

"I agree, it is important to look good, but wearing high heels during a workout may be a little counter productive."

Proposal on a snowboard

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

'Torville and Cow'.

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

The circular nature of running wear.

'No doubt about it... serves are MUCH faster these days!'

'No, I don't like them, their shirts make me look fat.'

'Why didn't you stop it?' - 'I didn't want to get my new gloves dirty.'

"Lucky devil, he's listening to the live Test Match commentary from Australia."

"Harold! You promised!"

'The sport's still a mystery to me. I just found out that I look great in uniform.'

Ladies in Lycra

"I'm alright, it's my hair...I need more hairspray."

"Actually, I'm not a New York Yankees fan. I'm a New York Yankees cap fan."

Not many people pulled off the Movember look this well!

"I'm not playing games anymore...especially if you keep beating me."

"I used to monitor the watch. Now the watch monitors me."

Tennis

"Pipped for 3rd place - weighed down by those eyelashes."

"It's not a bike jersey - they're tattoos."

'You'd run a lot faster if you didn't wear all that gear.'

Tennis Fan

'Howzat?"

"No dear. Grandpa isn't a clown. That's just his golf outfit."

"If the team in red loses I'll be really upset, because I decided I liked their kit when I was eight years old and never got over it."

"I'm sorry dear - I've lost the little ball down the little hole again."

'I play a lot of sports.'

What do you mean he lost