Sporty Stylist Pillows

"I'm alright, it's my hair...I need more hairspray."

Bad hair day!

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Pampered and poodled.

Shoe addict.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Robot Jogger

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

"I don't like your application."

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

Dolores is so avant garde.

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Vivienne Westwood

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

Snow White and her Seven people.