Snazzy Stylist Pillows

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

'Wow - My kind of man.'

Snake Dress-Up

'I love your new flat screen saloon.'

Satan

"To prove I'm human, I check the box. It still won't let me in."

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

"Does the phone in my back pocket make my butt look too big?"

"We're thinking of having your nose pierced."

"I used to be a racer: Giving people joy-rides is really really boring..."

I'm thinking of something in a Cheddar.

Could you make me look a little bit more 'cowy'?

'What do you call a blonde doing hand stands? A brunette.'

'You don't have to shout fore when you putt.'

'I think you'd look pretty good in a bun.'

hey good lookin ( 'six summers' card range idea)

The Urban Utility Belt

"I'm alright, it's my hair...I need more hairspray."

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

"Aren't you worried that I may be a serial killer..?"

Man with curly moustache and eyebrows.

"And which solar system are you from?"

'Aaagh -- it seems like it's actually coming towards you!'

Easy knitting project

Barnyard wigs.

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Fairy.

The grim reaper tries on new clothes

Seventies Hair.

Golf - Putting green.