Snazzy Stylist T-Shirts

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

Punkins

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

'Wow - My kind of man.'

Snake Dress-Up

The 80's boombox guy in the 21 century

'I love your new flat screen saloon.'

Satan

"To prove I'm human, I check the box. It still won't let me in."

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

"I used to be a racer: Giving people joy-rides is really really boring..."

"Does the phone in my back pocket make my butt look too big?"

"We're thinking of having your nose pierced."

I'm thinking of something in a Cheddar.

'You don't have to shout fore when you putt.'

'What do you call a blonde doing hand stands? A brunette.'

Could you make me look a little bit more 'cowy'?

'I think you'd look pretty good in a bun.'

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

"I'm alright, it's my hair...I need more hairspray."

"Aren't you worried that I may be a serial killer..?"

Man with curly moustache and eyebrows.

hey good lookin ( 'six summers' card range idea)

The Urban Utility Belt

"And which solar system are you from?"

You put your shirt on backward again, Bob.

The grim reaper tries on new clothes

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Fairy.

Easy knitting project

'Aaagh -- it seems like it's actually coming towards you!'

Barnyard wigs.

Ha ha, here's me in the '70s. "Doreen".

Seventies Hair.