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'No, no - Style over Substance.'

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Bad hair day!

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

'She's so put together!'

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"This is daring, but I like it."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

Pampered and poodled.

Shoe addict.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

"I don't like your application."

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

At the suit makers

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

Dolores is so avant garde.

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Vivienne Westwood

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

'I think there's been some mistake...'

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"