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'Do you think this dress does enough to point out my bust?'

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Bad hair day!

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

'She's so put together!'

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"This is daring, but I like it."

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Shoe addict.

Pampered and poodled.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

"I don't like your application."

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

At the suit makers

Scarf puts hat back on.

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

Dolores is so avant garde.

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"And this is my junior partner, my son, Ira."

Vivienne Westwood

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

'I think there's been some mistake...'

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'