Outfit Stylist T-Shirts

Thank you for purchasing the first modular dressing kid for guys

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Bad hair day!

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

'She's so put together!'

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"This is daring, but I like it."

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Pampered and poodled.

Shoe addict.

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

"I don't like your application."

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

Dolores is so avant garde.

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"And this is my junior partner, my son, Ira."

Vivienne Westwood

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

'I think there's been some mistake...'

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"