Outfit Stylist T-Shirts

Thank you for purchasing the first modular dressing kid for guys

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Bad hair day!

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

'She's so put together!'

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"This is daring, but I like it."

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Pampered and poodled.

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Shoe addict.

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

"I don't like your application."

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"And this is my junior partner, my son, Ira."

Dolores is so avant garde.

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...