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Hi, Emily. Can you come over? I'm picking out my top outfits for school. I want to look good and � There's no one here to show them to.

"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"I was almost that last year."

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Shoe addict.

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"That shirt is so last year."

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

Thank you for purchasing the first modular dressing kid for guys

'Mint?! These taste like cardboard!'

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

A woman and her home simultaneously achieve 'casual'.

"I'm sick and tired of black."

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

"Darling, I love how you've curated yourself."

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"Can you de-schlump him?"

"Put another minnow on my line!"

"You know your dog better than I do."

'You must have something in my size?'

"I don't really have the skirt for this blouse."

Matching Outfits

It's a new miracle fabric, of course.

Welcome to the Valley of the Shadow of Death

'You won't come out with me in MY outfit when I stay in with you in THAT outfit?'

'Do these tight jeans make my top look big in this...?'

'You should just buy them - and never look back.'