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"You'll find our Boulevardier Department on six, the Dandy's Department on seven, and our Fop's Corner on eight!"

'The Temptation of Antonio, Fashion Designer.'

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

Paul Klee

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

"I think he was a celebrity."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

"I was almost that last year."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

'Projectile painting.'

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

Painting taking root...

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

It's a call from Tate modern.

'I could do that.'

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

Rodin's Browser

Children's Art Show.

"Now this I get."

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Baby vandalizes an art gallery.

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"Good artists borrow, great artists steal."