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'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"Where's the Nobel for fashion?"

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

'Innovation is a way of life with him.'

'We have to talk.'

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Haute Suture

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

Vivienne Westwood

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

The Return Of The Minipants

"Don't say a word! Your eyes, your hair, your T-shirt, your luggage—they say it all."

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Bald Man Overcomb

"Fashion Week"

Trendies, INC

World Exhibition - At the Champs-Élysées - from 3 to 6 o'clock, great exhibition of petticoats

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

Granny Wear

Sir Cecil Beaton

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

Man in a Tuxedo

It bag and no knickers!

SELECTIONS FROM THE "VICTOR'S SECRET" CATALOGUE

Georgian head-dress

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

"If they fit, we can return them."