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'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"Where's the Nobel for fashion?"

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

'Innovation is a way of life with him.'

'We have to talk.'

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

Haute Suture

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

The Return Of The Minipants

"Don't say a word! Your eyes, your hair, your T-shirt, your luggage—they say it all."

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Bald Man Overcomb

Trendies, INC

"Fashion Week"

World Exhibition - At the Champs-Élysées - from 3 to 6 o'clock, great exhibition of petticoats

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

Georgian head-dress

Sir Cecil Beaton

SELECTIONS FROM THE "VICTOR'S SECRET" CATALOGUE

Man in a Tuxedo

Granny Wear

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

It bag and no knickers!

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

"If they fit, we can return them."

'This is me at my most masculine.'

"It's a midriff warmer."