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"The individual cheese slice. Oddly, not the first choice for the truly individual."

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Haute Suture

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

Hats and Food

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

'Gautier goes to Mothercare.'

"Derek has re-invented himself."

The farmer says one of his cows are missing, mind if we take a look around

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

'Dad, why can't I have sensible shoes?'

"Where's the Nobel for fashion?"

"Got outta jury duty!"

'George has decided to wear his electric blanket all the time.'

'You do have to feed it twice a day, but on the upside, it's self-cleaning.'

Hats

Skinny model in wardrobe - 'Clothes hang better on skinny models.'

Casual day in Antarctica.

Kangaroo Pocket

'The big guy wants to see you.'

"I'd like to report some bad guys."

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

I wonder if they have these in an eighteen...

'So you got the endorsement contract?'