Quirky Couture Enthusiasts Gifts

"The individual cheese slice. Oddly, not the first choice for the truly individual."

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Haute Suture

Hats and Food

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

Vivienne Westwood

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

'Gautier goes to Mothercare.'

"Derek has re-invented himself."

The farmer says one of his cows are missing, mind if we take a look around

'Dad, why can't I have sensible shoes?'

"Got outta jury duty!"

"Where's the Nobel for fashion?"

Down at the Local Baa-Baa Shop

I took up antkeeping.

'You do have to feed it twice a day, but on the upside, it's self-cleaning.'

Hats

Company picnics offer ample evidence why office dress codes are a sound idea.

'George has decided to wear his electric blanket all the time.'

Skinny model in wardrobe - 'Clothes hang better on skinny models.'

Casual day in Antarctica.

'The big guy wants to see you.'

"I'd like to report some bad guys."

Kangaroo Pocket

Warning! Croc Infested Waters!

I wonder if they have these in an eighteen...

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."