Quirky Couture Lover Gifts

'Don't mention my hair. I won't mention your pants.'

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

Belling the Cat

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Hats and Food

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

Pastry Hat

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

Snapshots in Time

The latest in Eyewear.

"Great tights!"

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

Men's Department. I want a tie that says, "I hate ties."

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

"Derek has re-invented himself."

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

'It's great for reducing White Coat Hypertension.'

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'

Hats

Ass-less Chaps