Quirky Couture Admirer Gifts

"I think it suits me - as designer dogs go."

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Pastry Hat

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

Hats and Food

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

Snapshots in Time

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

The latest in Eyewear.

Giant Sale!

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"Great tights!"

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

Men's Department. I want a tie that says, "I hate ties."

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

Sir Cecil Beaton

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

"Derek has re-invented himself."

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

Dog With Extravagant Face Mask

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

'It's great for reducing White Coat Hypertension.'

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'

Hats