Quirky Couture Admirer Pillows

"I think it suits me - as designer dogs go."

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Pastry Hat

Hats and Food

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

Snapshots in Time

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

The latest in Eyewear.

"Great tights!"

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

Giant Sale!

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

Sir Cecil Beaton

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

Dog With Extravagant Face Mask

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

"Derek has re-invented himself."

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

'It's great for reducing White Coat Hypertension.'

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

Hats