Haute Couture Admirer Gifts

Sir Cecil Beaton

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Haute Suture

A Macaroni in 1772

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

Vivienne Westwood

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

I love tennis

'Gautier goes to Mothercare.'

"Where's the Nobel for fashion?"

"The individual cheese slice. Oddly, not the first choice for the truly individual."

Does this skirt make it look like sexy fat?

Melania Trump

Skinny model in wardrobe - 'Clothes hang better on skinny models.'

'He never learns. Last year, he was a fire hydrant.'

'Innovation is a way of life with him.'

Stylist at London Fashion week resigns over a designer's decision to use a live rooster as a suitable accessory to the outfit.

'We have to talk.'

The latest fall fashion trends

Obscene Hollywood phone call

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

Anna Wintour

'There is a fine line between chic and outrageous.'

'Don't mention my hair. I won't mention your pants.'

'Buying work clothes is expensive enough, but now I'm also spending a fortune on Casual Friday outfits.'

'And what did you model-mashed potatoes and gravy?'

I don't like it. The lapels are too narrow.

Evening Gown

Two dancers in bejeweled suits and flat caps

Cartoon showing the clothes worn by aliens on other planets (They are remarkably similar to those here on earth).

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