Quirky Couture Fans Gifts

'Thunderbird Reserve? If I had known, I would have worn a fresh garbage bag.'

Teacup

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Sheep In Curlers

"He's deliciously vintage."

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

Bernice Mountain Dog

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

Harvesting the folder crop in Manila

"I believe in consistent branding."

Strange man has a nose monocle.

"Mmm my, there is just something about a man in footie pajamas."

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

The farmer says one of his cows are missing, mind if we take a look around

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

'Who says octopuses can't tango? We were doing great until I ate the trumpet player.'

"Got outta jury duty!"

"Mobile Tree Home"

'Grave rage Vicar, we get a lot of it now.'

"The Grim Reaper is waiting to see you, Mr. Lawson. Are you in or out?"

'George has decided to wear his electric blanket all the time.'

"If you buy all three, we throw in the fourth boot for free."

"The individual cheese slice. Oddly, not the first choice for the truly individual."

'... And here's my bill, which includes ?12.95 for the T.shirt.'

"I'm a weasel in a mink's body."

Kangaroo Pocket

Titan Arum

Universal Soldier/ Local Anaesthetic

Soldier Has Fluffy Slippers On.