Quirky Couture Fans Gifts

'Thunderbird Reserve? If I had known, I would have worn a fresh garbage bag.'

Teacup

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Jarvis Cocker

"He's deliciously vintage."

Sheep In Curlers

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

Bernice Mountain Dog

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

Harvesting the folder crop in Manila

"I believe in consistent branding."

No offense intended your honor…It just seemed like this case screamed for a frivolous law suit…

Strange man has a nose monocle.

Builders fashion range

The farmer says one of his cows are missing, mind if we take a look around

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

'Who says octopuses can't tango? We were doing great until I ate the trumpet player.'

"Mmm my, there is just something about a man in footie pajamas."

Al, what's your real reason for wearing a beret? It keeps the voice in my head warm.

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

Dang clip ons!

"Got outta jury duty!"

"Mobile Tree Home"

'George has decided to wear his electric blanket all the time.'

"If you buy all three, we throw in the fourth boot for free."

Down at the Local Baa-Baa Shop

"The Grim Reaper is waiting to see you, Mr. Lawson. Are you in or out?"

"The individual cheese slice. Oddly, not the first choice for the truly individual."

'Grave rage Vicar, we get a lot of it now.'

'... And here's my bill, which includes ?12.95 for the T.shirt.'

Kangaroo Pocket

'Twitter Tweet'

"I'm a weasel in a mink's body."

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."