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Skinny model in wardrobe - 'Clothes hang better on skinny models.'

Norman Hartnell

"All pointed objects, madam."

'Gautier goes to Mothercare.'

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Vivienne Westwood

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

A Macaroni in 1772

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

Sir Cecil Beaton

Granny Wear

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I'm not buying a $25 set of boring hooded towels off a big box store baby shower registry. Mom fights the man! The local baby boutique will have a hipper selection. So true! Catch those adorable all-organic, artist-designed towels! Cute! And only $55 each! My pretentions are never cheap!

"Where's the Nobel for fashion?"

Does this skirt make it look like sexy fat?

"The individual cheese slice. Oddly, not the first choice for the truly individual."

Melania Trump

'Innovation is a way of life with him.'

'We have to talk.'

Stylist at London Fashion week resigns over a designer's decision to use a live rooster as a suitable accessory to the outfit.

The latest fall fashion trends

Obscene Hollywood phone call

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

Teacup

Anna Wintour

'There is a fine line between chic and outrageous.'

'Buying work clothes is expensive enough, but now I'm also spending a fortune on Casual Friday outfits.'

'Don't mention my hair. I won't mention your pants.'

Evening Gown

Two dancers in bejeweled suits and flat caps

What To Wear On The Interstate -The Spring Collection

Belling the Cat