Haute Couture Connoisseur T-Shirts

A Macaroni in 1772

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Haute Suture

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

Vivienne Westwood

Bill Bailey

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

"I hope he's wearing pants."

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"If Marcus Aurelius himself were standing here today, I'm sure he would agree this suit reflects perfectly your stoic sensibilities."

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

Sir Cecil Beaton

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

A tailor measuring a jacket.

'Hoo boy, yes! B-o-o-o-ring!!'

Young man standing with hands in pockets because it is the fashion at his college

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

A Woman's Conquests.

'Gautier goes to Mothercare.'

"Where's the Nobel for fashion?"

"Do you do these in sheep?"

I'm sorry, they don't make dresses large on the inside and small on the outside!

"It depends on what attitude you wish to convey. This, for example, is part of our 'contempt' line."

"We are looking for the non-yucky apparel."

"The individual cheese slice. Oddly, not the first choice for the truly individual."

'I can't tell you what I spent for reasons of national security.'

'I've got a question. If your answer is 'Yes', I'll hate you. If your answer is 'No', I'll hate you, too. The question is, do you think I need a new dress because I'm looking fat in this one?'

Skinny model in wardrobe - 'Clothes hang better on skinny models.'

'Do you buy any chance have a gazelle print shirt?'

"If you want to spend a little more, here's one that comes with a trust fund."